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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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