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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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