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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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