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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Thelma
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Ms
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
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