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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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