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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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