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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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