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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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