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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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