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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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