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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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