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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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