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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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