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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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