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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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