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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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