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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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