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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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