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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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