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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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