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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊
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