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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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