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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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