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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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