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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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