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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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