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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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