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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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