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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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