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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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