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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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