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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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