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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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