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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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