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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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