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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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