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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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