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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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