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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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