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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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