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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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