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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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