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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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