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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏
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