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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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