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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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