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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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