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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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