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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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