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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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