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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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