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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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