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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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