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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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