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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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