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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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