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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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